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[teaboot]

There's a new age country pop song playing at my work right now and buddy just sang sang "when your hurtin' starts to heal and you're feelin' all the feels" and now I'm evil

[coolnerdyrn]

What in the ever loving FUCK is "new age country pop"

[teaboot]

"I like blonde chicks in short shorts with big blue eyes, I went to private school and my dad's a landlord, I wear $300 cowboy boots that ain't seen a lick of pig shit, I complain about the smell of manure and my truck has a flatbed that I've never used. I have no strong opinions on my local government, my dog's a purebred and my clothes are name brand. Kids are gross and I don't like old people. Let's go to the lake and get drunk on white claw, and yeah, we'll leave the cans behind. We're young and sexy and we're never gonna die. Yeehaw"

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[radiofreederry]

I’m making an effort to use Joanne Rowling’s biological name, and not the ridiculous fabrication she devised to sound more like a man and sell more books

[radiofreederry]

Unfortunately for Ms. Rowling I live in the US, which does not recognize defamation judgments from other countries unless they meet the standards of free speech and expression established in US law, which UK libel laws do not. Sad!

[advanced-passenger-train]

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[fruitpilled-peachcel]

gonna call in a shitter like it's a medevac helicopter and I'm a wounded GI in the jungles of Vietnam

[powerburial]

imagine getting in one of these and sitting down and a few seconds later you feel it lift off the ground

[tsunderrated]

too busy imagining one of these malfunctioning and raining shit from the sky onto the populace

[the-real-numbers]

imagine getting crushed by one of these

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[badjokesbyjeff]

As a car mechanic, I can safely say, I don’t understand the gay agenda. 

I do however, understand the trans mission.

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[weaver-z]

Being mutuals with Succession fans without watching the show is crazy r/n. I feel like a noble lord in a gothic novel who's going up to the attic to check on his secret madwoman wife. Hello darling, are you feeling well? Still eating the curtains, I see,

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[sskyeh]

[roebeanstalk]

video games explaining mechanics in-canon is my favorite thing

[devastatinglyfrizzle]

I'm sorry but nobody does it better than MGS

[deep-space-tits]

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[chirasul]

ok so being a parent IS really hard but not the way you think. well its probably hard the way you think but its ALSO really hard because my toddler pronounces peanut butter like "peepee yaya". and see, because he learns from me, i can't say "peepee yaya", no matter how much i want to, because i have to teach him that it is actually pronounced "peanut butter". and dont even get me started on how he pronounces "shaun the sheep" (shit the shit)

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[kushblazer666]

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[liberalsarecool]

The history of corporate propaganda.

[bbcwhereareyou]

I vividly remember attending a training session with a scan from an 1880-something newspaper that said "unions used to be something we needed, but we're past that now." The corporate propaganda hasn't changed in 130+ years.

[rabbitindisguise]

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[anrepoi]

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